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Friday, July 16th, 2004
11:12 pm
Chandler: Hey, I 'don't know anything about rejection'? Up until I was 25, I thought the only answer to 'I love you' was 'Oh, crap'.
Saturday, July 3rd, 2004
1:59 am
Monica: Okay but like, who gets who?

Ross: 'Whom.' ...I don't know why I do that.
Sunday, June 27th, 2004
10:21 pm
Joey: Costume parties are so stupid... I mean, dressing up and pretending to be someone you're not?

Chandler: ...you're an actor.
Thursday, June 24th, 2004
9:09 pm
PHOEBE: What's the problem?

CHANDLER: Monica's a little drunk.

PHOEBE: Oh yay! I love Drunk Monica! She's so much more fun than Regular Monica!
Thursday, June 17th, 2004
8:17 pm
Mr. Pretentious
You think there's no one finer
But your poems are unpublished
And you work in a diner
You're no god's gift to women
That's all in your head
You are just a buttmunch -
No one likes a buttmunch!
And you're also bad in bed!
Wednesday, June 16th, 2004
11:37 pm
MONICA: Go to Joey's. Go to Joey's, and drink some beer, and hammer up some drywall.

CHANDLER: Y'know, when guys get together, we don't just hammer up drywall.

MONICA: When girls get together, we don't have pillow fights in our underwear.

*Chandler blanches at the thought*

MONICA: I'm sorry, we do! We do! I don't know why I said that!!
Monday, June 14th, 2004
10:32 pm
Phoebe: Okay, so the chef is at the Hamilton Club, but the food is not, and the drinks are there too but the bartender isn't? ...are you FREAKING KIDDING ME?
Monday, June 7th, 2004
9:51 pm
Chandler: Well, if I were a guy... Did I just say if I were a guy??
Tuesday, June 8th, 2004
12:28 am
David: Why did Phoebe break up with Mike?

Chandler: Because his penis was too big.
Sunday, June 6th, 2004
6:08 pm
Chandler's Boss: My wife didn't work. Unless you call 'turning into her mother' work.
Saturday, June 5th, 2004
11:58 am
lottery tickets
Monica: Hey, you just got in on this five minutes ago!!!

Ross: Three minutes ago!!......... I don't know why that's important!
Friday, June 4th, 2004
3:06 pm
Monica: I look like a man?

Ross: Nobody cares that I'm dead?

Chandler: Please, one ridiculous problem at a time.
Wednesday, June 2nd, 2004
2:42 am
Rachel: What are you doing, sit up here!

Ross: In the DEATH SEAT?
Tuesday, June 1st, 2004
10:29 pm
Chandler: I don't know, but Donald Trump wants his blue blazer black.

Monica: His what?

Chandler: ...back. He wants it back.

Rachel: ...but you said 'black'.

Chandler: You know what I meant.

Monica: Nuh-uh. You messed it up. ...you're stupid.
Wednesday, May 26th, 2004
11:20 am
Chandler: Joey's having an embolism, but I'll go for a Nip!
Tuesday, May 25th, 2004
12:25 am
Joey: The tv that appears as if from nowhere!!!! That's the dream!!!
Monday, May 24th, 2004
6:05 pm
Chandler: Well, Joey's got a really bad hernia, but it's nothing that a little laser-eye surgery won't fix.
9:59 am
Ross: Clown kit, CLOWN KIT!
Wednesday, May 19th, 2004
9:46 pm
Ross: And it takes him, what, a ... uh... I don't know... a ... uh... a WEEK to get out a sentence?

Chandler: Yeah, annoying, isn't it.

Ross: huh.............. Yeah!!


Chandler: atomic element number 101, ends in "-ium."

Russ: Disprosium.

Ross: Disprosium, heh. Try Mendeleevium.

Chandler: And Weenie no. 2 has it. Unless of course 9 Down, Knights in White Satin, was sung by the Doody Blues.
10:57 pm
Monica: He did my crossword puzzle!

Ross: Yeah, but not very well, unless 14 across 'Gershwin Musical' actually is 'bite me bite me bite me bite me'
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