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|Friday, July 16th, 2004|
Chandler: Hey, I 'don't know anything about rejection'? Up until I was 25, I thought the only answer to 'I love you' was 'Oh, crap'.
|Saturday, July 3rd, 2004|
Monica: Okay but like, who gets who?
Ross: 'Whom.' ...I don't know why I do that.
|Sunday, June 27th, 2004|
Joey: Costume parties are so stupid... I mean, dressing up and pretending to be someone you're not?
Chandler: ...you're an actor.
|Thursday, June 24th, 2004|
PHOEBE: What's the problem?
CHANDLER: Monica's a little drunk.
PHOEBE: Oh yay! I love Drunk Monica! She's so much more fun than Regular Monica!
|Thursday, June 17th, 2004|
You think there's no one finer
But your poems are unpublished
And you work in a diner
You're no god's gift to women
That's all in your head
You are just a buttmunch -
No one likes a buttmunch!
And you're also bad in bed!
|Wednesday, June 16th, 2004|
MONICA: Go to Joey's. Go to Joey's, and drink some beer, and hammer up some drywall.
CHANDLER: Y'know, when guys get together, we don't just hammer up drywall.
MONICA: When girls get together, we don't have pillow fights in our underwear.
*Chandler blanches at the thought*
MONICA: I'm sorry, we do! We do! I don't know why I said that!!
|Monday, June 14th, 2004|
Phoebe: Okay, so the chef is at the Hamilton Club, but the food is not, and the drinks are there too but the bartender isn't? ...are you FREAKING KIDDING ME?
|Monday, June 7th, 2004|
Chandler: Well, if I
were a guy... Did I just say if
I were a guy??
|Tuesday, June 8th, 2004|
David: Why did Phoebe break up with Mike?
Chandler: Because his penis was too big.
|Sunday, June 6th, 2004|
Chandler's Boss: My wife didn't work. Unless you call 'turning into her mother' work.
|Saturday, June 5th, 2004|
Monica: Hey, you just got in on this five minutes ago!!!
Ross: Three minutes ago!!......... I don't know why that's important!
|Friday, June 4th, 2004|
Monica: I look like a man?
Ross: Nobody cares that I'm dead?
Chandler: Please, one ridiculous problem at a time.
|Wednesday, June 2nd, 2004|
Rachel: What are you doing, sit up here!
Ross: In the DEATH SEAT?
|Tuesday, June 1st, 2004|
Chandler: I don't know, but Donald Trump wants his blue blazer black.
Monica: His what?
Chandler: ...back. He wants it back.
Rachel: ...but you said 'black'.
Chandler: You know what I meant.
Monica: Nuh-uh. You messed it up. ...you're stupid.
|Wednesday, May 26th, 2004|
Chandler: Joey's having an embolism, but I'll go for a Nip!
|Tuesday, May 25th, 2004|
Joey: The tv that appears as if from nowhere!!!! That's the dream!!!
|Monday, May 24th, 2004|
Chandler: Well, Joey's got a really bad hernia, but it's nothing that a little laser-eye surgery won't fix.
Ross: Clown kit, CLOWN KIT!
|Wednesday, May 19th, 2004|
Ross: And it takes him, what, a ... uh... I don't know... a ... uh... a WEEK to get out a sentence?
Chandler: Yeah, annoying, isn't it.
Ross: huh.............. Yeah!!
Chandler: atomic element number 101, ends in "-ium."
Ross: Disprosium, heh. Try Mendeleevium.
Chandler: And Weenie no. 2 has it. Unless of course 9 Down, Knights in White Satin, was sung by the Doody Blues.
Monica: He did my crossword puzzle!
Ross: Yeah, but not very well, unless 14 across 'Gershwin Musical' actually is 'bite me bite me bite me bite me'